Why do people say, "Shoot me an email?" Is that why you have to show your phone before you enter a stadium or get on an airplane? Am I unwittingly wandering the streets with a loaded weapon? Is there a safety app I need to turn on? Does my computer predate the built-in trigger? (Probably.)
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